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Thursday, May 28, 2009

I Don't Like Spiders and Snakes!

If you have ever read my fishing blog (here), you know I don't like snakes! Oh, they just make my skin crawl!

Well, I don't like spiders either! Yesterday morning, one decided to join me in the shower. I didn't notice him at first, but you know how you feel like someone is watching you? I got that feeling. I reached up to move the shower curtain to make sure it was closed good and it almost jumped on my hand. Oh it just creeped me out! He just sat there and stared at me. Frank was still asleep and I knew he would not be real happy with me if I screamed so I tried to find something to kill him with. But every time I tried, he moved. So I just finished up real quick and got out of there.

When Frank woke up I told him where the spider was and he went in to take care of him. But he had moved! I just knew I would find him when Frank left for work so he kept looking for him. When he finally found him he killed him for me. Now I don't make it a practice to kill spiders, they just need to stay outside where they belong, not in my shower!

Frank was still a little upset with me because I didn't kill him, but this thing was HUGE! I am not kidding. It was a giant. Now Frank will tell you that it was about the size of the spider on the left, but I am telling you it was as big as the one on the right. Who are you going to believe? C'mon now, I have never lied to you before!

1 comment:

Darlene said...

I believe you and My husband is backing Frank ...I say when you are n**** and wet in the shower it is three times the size of the one you said hehe oh and by the way when they are on your curtain in your main poicture window of the living room and the sun is shining thru on it is the size a saucer . lol take care and put out some bounce sheets or ground cloves works !!!

ttyl my friend !