Instruction #1 for upset stomach - eat some soup with crackers for lunch, that will ease your stomach and you will feel much better.
Instruction #2 for headache - drink 2 cups of Gatorade, any flavor, that will ease your headache.
Ok, we all know that soup soothes the stomach. No argument from anyone there. But the Gatorade, where in the world did she come up with that one? I mean really, why didn't she just play the Mattie B. card and tell me to "put a little dab of turpentine on the back of your tongue..." and you know the rest (if you don't, watch My Big Fat Greek Wedding and replace the word Windex with turpentine and you will definitely understand).
Mom - "Well someone sent me a list of home remedies through email and that one was on there. Let me see if I can find it." and about three emails later she sends it to me with this note attached,
"I found it in my deleted file, and you are the one that sent it to me."
My first thought, "Thanks Mom for deleting an email I thought you would like."
My second thought, "Why in the world did I send this thing out?"
Really, some of the things on here are just bizarre. I mean, come on, rub your dog with Bounce if he is wet and stinky. Why don't you just leave him outside where he got that way in the first place.
Here is the list:
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